There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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