batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
one might say we're banned from that church
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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