Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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