are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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