I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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