Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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