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(917): View more from New York City

I think I just saw someone hide a body.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...

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(703): View more from Virginia

i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...

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(415): View more from California

This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?

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(770): View more from Georgia

if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

people are starting to question the shark bite story

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(618): View more from Illinois

Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.

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