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(514): View more from Quebec

you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.

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(360): View more from Washington

did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.

(425): View more from Washington

some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.

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(734): View more from Michigan

How was the bike ride?

(1-734): View more from Michigan

Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?

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(913): View more from Kansas

You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."

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(732): View more from New Jersey

His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him

(347): View more from New York

Where do you find these people?

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