I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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