I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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