I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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