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(847): View more from Illinois

4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."

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(705): View more from Ontario

Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Girls should come with a carfax report

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(254): View more from Texas

In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.

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(914): View more from New York

We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?

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