these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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