Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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