My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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