so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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