Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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