her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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