I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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