For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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