We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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