Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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