so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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