I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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