so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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