no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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