so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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