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She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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