i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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