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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
either way he was missing a nipple.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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