Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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