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Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.

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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.

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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?

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Nah. I did too.

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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..

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Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.

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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.

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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS

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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?

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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.

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