Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(479): View more from Arkansas

She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.

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(914): View more from New York

oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.

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(319): View more from Iowa

You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift

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(847): View more from Illinois

Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.

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(703): View more from Virginia

well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too

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(708): View more from Illinois

this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick

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(816): View more from Missouri

I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.

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(316): View more from Kansas

No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks

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