bring money and cleavage
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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