SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you