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(256): View more from Alabama

There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen

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(847): View more from Illinois

We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.

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(914): View more from New York

Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"

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(208): View more from Idaho

My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"

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(360): View more from Washington

Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.

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(727): View more from Florida

I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes

(937): View more from Ohio

Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

(713): View more from Texas

BURN THE PHONE.

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