Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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