Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.