She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks