Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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