I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
