Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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