ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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