Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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