Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Someone came in the potted fern
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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