The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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