People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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