THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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