it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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