You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Dicks are not precious.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Randomize
