and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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