Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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