i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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