Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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