North Korea, Best Korea!
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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