That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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