Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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