You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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