thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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