If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
please come you make the beer taste better
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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