My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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