I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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