Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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