They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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