Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
