Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Will exercising make me less horny?
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