I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i can't believe i had my finger in that
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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