i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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