Buhtt sex?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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